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You did that whole elaborate ad for Rise of Kingdoms and they didn't have enough of their shit together to create a discount code on their game with you channel name on it? I hope they made up the difference with $$$ because its not like their game is anything special.... "WOW OMG ANOTHER OFF BRAND RAID SHADOW LEGENDS CASH GRAB!!! WHO CAN I SEND ALL THIS MONEY TO?!?!?!?!?"
Tell people about jesus. . .
Get saved by jesus so you can go to hesven. . .
Tell people to get saved by jesus . . .
Jon's delivery on everything he says is perfect
3:13 smoothest transition I’ve EVER seen.
Laurel Yansen? What a stupid name.
Who asks if anyones there when its clearly an electrical problem? 9:21
"he's stuck in a time warp, he doesnt know he died" then why the hell is he throwing frisbees at people
Funny enough, We heard of the Sunnyvale Toys R Us Haunting. But Didn't know the origin of the haunting.
3:11 anyone else thought of a PS2?
Ngl, glad Sylvia is no longer with us. Ruined so many lives.
3:14 - **Doctor Who intro vibes**
Ok im KINDA freaking out: SEcrone said I watched this video (it showed a red line across the bottom) but I swear I didn’t watch it yet (besides rn)-
Where's the Ghostbusters when you need them?
imagine Jon's wife was the one who threw the door, and she did it out of spite.
sitting in the back of a Toys R Us and summoning a ghost sounds like something me and the boys would do on Friday
I exhaled and thought I made the elevator noise
Directed by Tobe Hooper and narrated by Leonard Nemoy. There is way too much talent involved in this show.
He was illiterate.... and he wrote her these letters... Sylvia Browne - renowned lier....
2:38 that splice cut editing tho ♥️😩 I love how well done it is
7:55 Potential Threat is smiling back there lmao
Well idk 🤷🏾 about you guys but I did *TRULY HAVE A REAL GHASTLY EXPERIENCE* … one night at around 11:30 pm on the 2nd of May and apparently that day was a special holiday for some type of *Christians* I found that out by accident seeing it Trending on Twitter… I seen my Backpack 🎒 that I used to go to school with… it *OPENED ON ITS OWN LIKE THE ZIPPER WAS SLOWLY OPENING UP* 😨😨😱 and *dang I’ve should’ve recorded it happening cuz I had my phone in my hand in the moment but I got scared cuz it’s something I’ve never seen ever happen before in my life so I dared myself and went close to my backpack as soon as the zipper stopped moving on its own and as I was close I felt this wierd feeling on my body like I was feeling *heaviness and some other feeling that I don’t really know how to explain but one thing for sure it DID NOT FEEL GOOD TO ME* … and then some other night after that day like exactly 2 Weeks and 1 day after the 2nd of May like very early in the mornin I’d say it was around 3 am going up till 4 am I felt some strange Vibrations at my body while I was sleeping in 🛌 under my blanket and these vibrations were strong and I felt as if electricity was flowing through my body from the bottom of my feet to the top of my hair on my head and I heard some hovering sounds and I felt pressure on my back and both side of my body as if somethin or rather someone was there sitting and rollin on me while I’m sleepin and me feeling this invisible electric energy like I felt my heart beat faster than normal and some part of the side of my forehead felt like it was poppin like it wanted to burst 💥 out and on top of all of that… *MY PILLOW SHOOK ON ITS OWN* and that’s what rlly got me scared and I had to go to moms bedroom for the night bruh 😭😭😭 now then another night after that I felt pressure on my neck accompanied with a Breath that sounded like a Ghost 👻 and this pressure i was feeling on my neck (I was asleep at the time) it felt like someone was there tryna kill me in my sleep like suffocate me Hold’n my neck at two specific points… but luckily it stopped real quick and the hold on my neck was weak and not that strong… but crazy shit been hapenin to me all in may and I can tell you from my experience… *GHOSTS ARE REAL*
The amount of work Jon used to put into these videos was unreal and I miss it.
This toys r us was 20 minutes away from my house
I remember watching this
That door joke is underrated
3 minutes in, already you fucked up your floor, purchased a door and frame, and bought a whole mannequin. Here is a like for your money and effort. Godspeed John.
2:31 I guess Jason wasn't prepared for that edged weapon attack.😂
now stubbing your toe into a coffee table is like losing a world war it feels SOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo bad
The Froogel's store I used to buy groceries from has a bad habit of firing their employees so quickly that you'd think they're haunted too. lol
3:49 sound like one of those tube plastic straws the give you at zoos
Never thought I'd see Jon kill a man
does the Narrator was Morgan freeman
What a hero, jontron just casually decapitated Jason Voorhees lol
Well we all know what Cosby was doing with his free hand. Putting Quaaludes in women's drinks.
It was 2010 and I was watching a rerun of this with my dad and brother right after goosebumps and I was 2 years old that night I didn’t sleep and I kept herring the same voice out Loud
That noise at 3:45 sounds like an elk
And Jon made fun of the guy who "has literal fucking Excalibur" in Surviving Edged Weapons, poor Budget Vorhees, lol.
12:05. Sunnydale? Well there’s your ghost explanation right there.
Holy $&%&! That Jason cos-player was badass.
Ghost busters we need your help
This video will forever be one of my favorites
I bet that B Elizabeth actually killed yonnie
Yohnny saw the elephant at the Barnum Circus! lol
4:12 It was a sad day for Karens all around the world
8:30 and here we have a comparison of adult skeletons to children’s skeletons. As you can see the child is Short
JonTron was sponsored by rok before they started making garbage ads. I’m surprised
The inception of scamming when you can't even complete a made up assignment but instead admit that your attempt to get the fake ghost to leave failed is just mindblowing to me :D
The guy who directed this also directed the original Texas chainsaw massacre
Is nobody talking about this episode being directed by Tobe Hooper, the same guy who did The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist?
Jon 2 and a half minutes into a Halloween episode: who needs money from SEcrone anyway?
Someone actually threw a door at John. Production quality is unmatched to this day
how is this sooo funny like I laughed every few seconds
As someone who admittedly does believe in the paranormal, Sylvia Browne is making it harder and harder for us believers to have any sense of credibility 😂
If you guys have seen the 2000s TV show with Patricia Arquette, Medium, that was based on Sylvia, here.
this video us way too good :o
Like an axe to femur would hurt less
I was mostly haunted by the minority girl doing a white power hand symbol 😰 I'm literally shaking
I love shitposters
3:47 - blow very hard into a small corrugated tube
I love the practical effects jon uses
That bill Cosby joke...........he's out now and he's coming for your pudding pops
I love how every Ghost show is trying to rip off the Twilight Zone with their intros.
REAL. Not take.
The woman he points to in the ‘famous picture’ looks looks more scary then the actual ghost. Swear that’s a skull not a face
9:50 This joke aged better than Toys R Us.
So it turns out that Cotton Hill has the ideal body.
I like 5:36
@Alex Vancini ok
I like it more bitch
Why did I get a ad for bestpost
You know one of my favorite things to do when I'm mad at the world is chop wood... Now I'm left contemplating at 3 a.m. if I look as wannabe edgy and cringey as this Yonnie dude when I do it. when I do it
He just wanted to be a kid forever
Get saved by jesus so you can go to hesven . . .. .
Tell people to get saved by jesus. . ...
@Alex Vancini I thought this was aimed at me, and super relived that it wasnt lmao
Dude shut the fuck up, you are clearly a naive child. We didn’t open SEcrone to listen to a kid preach his religion.
Please for the love of god, shut the fuck up lmao
Tell people about jesus. .
AHHHH!!!!! I watched this shit as a kid and have been TERRIFIED of ToysRuses ever since.
A true ghost story based on toys r us, makes sense
DELTA TEAM COME IN, I NEED A DIRECT LINE TO RANDY NEWMAN Ha ha Best line ever😭
BE MY GRANDPA
If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood who you gonna call ghostbusters
Awesome Video Dude...
It’s July which means it’s summer which means it’s almost fall and it being almost fall means it’s almost September and September is basically October and October is basically Halloween So it’s time to get spooky
Automated faucet haha
I’d like to point out, if no one has, that this was directed by Tobe Hooper, the man who made the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist.
I just hopped on the toilet and I just realized I have no toilet paper. *Wish me luck.*
i remember watching this and believing every bit of it. i was like 10 or something...maybe 12.
I like how the "seance" was just them sitting around in a circle by the mystic lady. I mean i'm not a expert but aren't you supposed to hold hands with lit candles and whatever else, it's not just sitting there calling to a ghost lmao.
When I was younger, my grand mother told me that she would "...Scare ghost away...". When I asked "How Oma?" She looked at me and said "I shouted at them in Polish, screaming "GET THE (bleep) OUT OF HERE! Worked 100% of the time, they ghosts never came back." I remember thinking "Holy... Now I want to get out of here".
@Tom B what a stupid reply
@Alex Vancini, Oooo. An internet Troll. Does that mean I'm famous now?
That’s the dumbest comment I’ve ever read
@Tom B dowg u believe in ghost, if u do plz tell me y and have u seen any type of ghost
@lisandro castillo i believe she believed in it... I dont want to say its not true because the second I do so some one will try to prove me wrong so, Ill leave it at that.
The first story was of mice and men hah
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Jontron is one of the most funniest SEcroners ever but we got people like Bryce hall and Charlie da melio 🙄🙄
15:11 oh hey, Yohnny went to the same English Lessons as Scorpion did in Mortal Kombat :D (It helped him learn to say “Get over here” in English ;3)
The slimy anthropology connoly clip because visitor traditionally sack aside a testy ikebana. free, vengeful ceiling
Sylvia Browne was wrong about Amanda Berry being alive, but she described her kidnapper to the tee. She said he was cuban, and described his facial features, and was right.